It’s tough sometimes, I know
Especially when a mate is about to board a plane to Australia… for the very first time.
Australia, not the plane. But she’s a Yank. Go easy.
Give it a week and two more mates are trekking. No matter how much one explains the fly thing out in the bush… apparently, they still can’t wait for the Klimax.
But bing is here to help.



Do please let them know about the irrukanji jellyfish, orb weaver spiders, red fire ants, stonefish……we really do have a lot of venemous critters over here.
how cool is that
Dont forget crocodiles, tiger snakes, platypi, cane toads, dingos, bunyips and leaving the most dangerous for last, the dreaded Drop Bear…
And the F*&^%$#@ taxes.
Ok seriously, how do I change that pic?
All right. I’ll change them. Pissing me off, too… Still funny but.
Or… you could get a wordpress ID…
How do I do that?
Meh, thats good enough. Thanks Bing.
No worries.
And don’t go mustering by yourself in western regions, fall off a bike, horse, quad, whatever and remain unconscious…or the meat ants will be in your nose, eyes and other orifices. Makes remaining alive a bit more tenuous.
And she’s in Sydney. Isn’t that black widow territory?
Black widow? You’ve been gone quite a while mate, perhaps you mean funnel web, a creature with fangs strong enough to bite straight through your big toenail.
Black widows are just redbacks without much red.
Sue me.