Friday Night Party Music


What a shambles of a week. No, not for yours truly, but that pack of self preservationists “running” the circus down in Canberra. Shagger Thomson beating the three year statute on limitations so he can’t even be dealt with for using union funds to finance his election campaign. Not to mention the $600,000 legal bill his Labor mates are continuing to happily pay for the new “independent”. But will Windsor or Oakeshott – the other “independents” – do anything about it? Those two know they’re out of a job come the next election, and might find it hard obtaining another one ever again (on the pay scale they’re used to anyway*), so take the money while you can. Windsor wants his federal pension, too, but he won’t get it unless this government completes a full term. Katter’s a lost cause. What was he on about this week? Some “Australian” test? OK, Bob.** And people say drugs will f#&^ you up. What’s he on? And what does the slime bucket govt. try to pull? Some trumped up charge from before I was born, foisted on Abbott by some ALP hack student unionist, and there’s Anthony Sleazyvile trying to pee on the desert and claim it’s a flood, but all he ends up with is a wet sock.

And then along comes Wayne.

Treasurer of the Year Wayne Swan.

The bloke who had about $100 billion every year more to play with than “rivers of gold” $20 billion surplus Costello, Wayne still manages to go an average of $40 billion over budget… every single budget. Cripes, even the Wayne’s carefully calculated projected deficit of Budget Past blew out by a factor of 100%. And now The Tan with a Plan reckons he can turn that round into a surplus, yet is outed within hours of pushing some crap back into this year, other crap into the next budget.

And Labor, not content with lying to real families about the carbon tax, then decides, hey, why not lie to the business community as well (as if they don’t have families). So Wayne gives another bribe to the “real families” who apparently don’t do any business out there… I dunno, maybe like the housing commission ones with the yacht parked out on the lawn and HSV?

No, I haven’t mentioned Gillard specifically. Speak no ill of the dead and all that (for this post anyway).

Speaking of anyway, it is Friday. Not completely super pumped this time over as I watch this government, this glass-jawed government cop one on the chin, too see the shards go deep, deep in the shag, the very fabric of Australia.

Deep, deep in the shag.

Well, they say fight fire with fire. So let’s fight deep with deep… for right now at least.***

* if Windsor and Oakeshott’s next jobs were as three star Michelin chefs working in the Burj Dubai, and the dinner were free, I’d still go to McDonald’s in Albuquerque.

** what is it with people named “Robert” in Australian politics???

UPDATE

Warmed up?

*** And fight shag with shag.

    • Sean of Deer Park
    • May 11th, 2012

    This is good. 13 minutes in. Blissing out on FNPM.

    May the fleas of 1000 camels infest Julia’s hairy armpits. And that’s all I have to say about that. :lol:

    • The plan was, and it worked; you won’t even give a camel’s breath about it upon completion of the first.

      And then…

      Be patient.

    • Sean of Deer Park
    • May 11th, 2012

    9 HOURS!!!! Good god man.

    Wayne’s World, Wayne’s World; Party Time. Excellent!!!! :lol:

    • Did you make it through it? Ended up going out and embarrassing lbb in front of her work colleagues at the karaoke room.

      It’s not a hangover if you’re still drunk…

      • Sean of Deer Park
      • May 14th, 2012

      Well done. Poor, LBB. Perhaps it’s time to look for a new job!

      Only got about 3 hours in. Mothers Day and all that.

      Note: Hangover’s must always be spent on work time.

    • minicapt
    • May 12th, 2012

    Then …

    Cheers

    • minicapt
    • May 12th, 2012

    This is even better:
    http://blazingcatfur.blogspot.ca/2012/05/ken-leetulibu-dibu-douchoo.html

    vice the earlier:

    Cheers

    • Carpe Jugulum
    • May 13th, 2012

    I’ve on a houseboat for a week fishing – jeez it sucks to be me. :)

    • Hmm. There must be a way to tax that. Sure, Carpe’s paying tax on the petrol, fishing gear etc. but they’re old, boring taxes. I want a new, exciting tax. C’mon people. Think!

      Wait! I know! How about a water tax?

      You know, to save the river. Someone at the CSIRO has probably already calculated the water flow rates, so how about, say, one cent per megalitre that passes under Carpe’s boat. Do a Swan, and factor in projected flow rates from stealing the farmers’ water, and Carpe can be confident that he’s both relaxing AND doing his bit for humanity.
      :-)

        • minicapt
        • May 13th, 2012

        Oxygen consumption tax; consume less O2, produce less CO2.

        Cheers

          • Carpe Jugulum
          • May 13th, 2012

          I don’t care, i’ve had a week of no stress, lots of fishing with the beautiful Lady Jugulum by my side (and we have caught some serious fish), no kids being annoying and best of all we will be heaqding to northern Honshu later this year to escape the tax hell that Australia has become. Lady Jugs isn’t too happy about going home o Japan but i have had enough of the amount of tax we pay for no return.

          • Sean of Deer Park
          • May 14th, 2012

          Casting Tax.
          I now dibs/own the rights to the little device attached to the rod that measures the length of line cast. Obviously the tax will be applied to each Millimeter of extension from the reel. I shall name it the Castometer(c) and it will be marketed as the Dangle Detector(TM).

          Laws will be made to ensure every Fishing Rod in the world is fitted with the device. SatNav will be included and the Tax applied in ‘Real Time’ via a reporting system directly linked and controlled by the UN. Taxation will be collected through the various tax offices of each government throughout the world.

          Improvements to the initial design will include a Tension Monitor(TM) to assess how much effort Carpe puts into his catch. (ie. the harder he works, the more we will Tax him.)

          Penalties will apply for anyone caught fishing without the device. Payment will be required On-the-Spot and include; your house, your car, your wife, the shirt off your back and we will sink your boat. Reoffenders will be feed to the fishes.

    • minicapt
    • May 14th, 2012

    The eternal question, but before Bing’s time …

    Cheers

      • Sean of Deer Park
      • May 14th, 2012

      Damn! I miss all that hair. :lol:

      • Carpe Jugulum
      • May 15th, 2012

      Damn, i remember this. Oh boy am i getting old(ish).

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