Border crossings


Via teh Intertubes. Not going to bother verifying every claim, but the general thrust of the argument is pretty clear.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED
IN YOUR LANGUAGE , THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

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  1. Hi,
    Very good, and what happens when you cross the US border is basically the same as when you arrive in Australia illegally.

    • Indeed. Few countries are as generous to migrants, including the illegal ones, as Australia and the US. There’s plenty of room to tighten things up whilst remaining a world leader in this area.

    • Richard Ryan
    • October 1st, 2010

    My first cousin crossed the US border illegally, and got the choice of leaving, or going to Vietnam—-went to Vietnam as an Ambulance driver–and now is all fucked up. Bingbing I have no interest in America, never been there, and no intention of going there. As for Pine Gap what’s the deal with foreign troops on Aboriginal land? For the record just came back from China, now their is a country on the move.

    • What were you doing in China?

      Pine Gap is so the US can track their rockets et.al. all the time. The moon landings would have been impossible without it. I thought you would have known that.

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