Sympathy abounds

No toilets, no showers, not even a coherent message and, yeah well…

OCCUPY Wall Street protesters are flocking to nearby health clinics for sexually-transmitted disease (STD) and HIV testing after getting their freak on in ’60s-style hookups with crusty strangers, sources said.

“Last week was free love,” a medical professional at a nearby clinic said, referring to the number of people who organisers referred for STD testing, the New York Post reported.

A volunteer at Zuccotti Park admitted concern among protesters about STDs. “We give directions to clinics if people ask for information regarding STDs,” the volunteer, who identified himself only as “Captain,” said, adding that pregnancy tests are also a hot item.

“Like anything else, it happens. People ask, and we do the best we can for them,” he added.

Volunteers at the medical tent hand out cash, usually $15 or $20, so the randy radicals can visit clinics that cater to a low-income clientele, the source said.

Ewww. These people can’t even breed properly.

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