Hands off my Vegemite!


Just quit fucking with it you stupid Americans!

iSnack 2.0 was a FAIL (I’m not linking because it doesn’t deserve a link).

Changing “Vegemite” to “Australia”, even for a “promotion”, heck, even thinking about it is a massive FAIL.

You already took the salt content out.

Enough is enough.

Don’t you idiots realise people grew up with this??? Our childhoods are our best memories.

QUIT FUCKING WITH IT!!1 YOU STUPID FUCKING AMERICANS!

We love you but WE ARE NOT YOU.

PS And Ugg boots are ours, too, you bloody fake wool rip-off merchants!

UPDATE

Bloody marketers living in dreamland. A real American wouldn’t do that.

UPDATE II

You know, America, we go along with your crap pretty often because the alternative is worse.

And all that freedom and democracy and strong military talk is pretty good.

But let’s face it. You’ve shipped your economy over to China, and now the best you can come up with is a façade and stupid gimmicks to keep… well, keep me employed as an ESL teacher until hopefully, retirement.

And it’s not even the American idea or the American people I’m pissed at.

It’s this plastic marketing crap.

A solid base was discarded in return for paper.

Profits.

And now you’re $14 tril in debt.

See a disconnect there?

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    • J.M. Heinrichs
    • January 5th, 2012

    But if they added maple sugar …?

    Cheers

    • ROFL!

      • missred
      • January 6th, 2012

      blech

    • Oi!

  1. I have never had vegemite, but it is one thing I want to try (and yes, the ox version, not the Michelle Obama version). Are you able to get it where you are?

    • No. Mum has to send it over in bulk about once a year. That, and salt and vinegar chips.

      • Oi myself! In reading your response, I saw my typo – Oz!

        And love those salt and vinegar chips! Also the limon ones (we do not get them around here, but I always eat them when I go to Cali).

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