Hands off my Vegemite!
Just quit fucking with it you stupid Americans!
iSnack 2.0 was a FAIL (I’m not linking because it doesn’t deserve a link).
Changing “Vegemite” to “Australia”, even for a “promotion”, heck, even thinking about it is a massive FAIL.
You already took the salt content out.
Enough is enough.
Don’t you idiots realise people grew up with this??? Our childhoods are our best memories.
QUIT FUCKING WITH IT!!1 YOU STUPID FUCKING AMERICANS!
We love you but WE ARE NOT YOU.
PS And Ugg boots are ours, too, you bloody fake wool rip-off merchants!
Bloody marketers living in dreamland. A real American wouldn’t do that.
You know, America, we go along with your crap pretty often because the alternative is worse.
And all that freedom and democracy and strong military talk is pretty good.
But let’s face it. You’ve shipped your economy over to China, and now the best you can come up with is a façade and stupid gimmicks to keep… well, keep me employed as an ESL teacher until hopefully, retirement.
And it’s not even the American idea or the American people I’m pissed at.
It’s this plastic marketing crap.
A solid base was discarded in return for paper.
And now you’re $14 tril in debt.
See a disconnect there?