LOL. Isn’t it crazy Republicans who you’d think would do something like this?

An Oklahoma senator wants an ammendment to a state abortion bill that would make masturbation illegal.

“However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

And just how would one enforce that law?

Too funny.

The senator, Constance Johnson, is to this blogger’s surprise, a Democrat.


To be clear, Johnson is pro-choice.

Rather than being funny, her snarky ammendment makes her look like a time-wasting oxygen thief. I am laughing at her, not with her.

  1. You do get that she was being sarcastic, and thought she was being “clever” and “taking the piss” out of those who believe that life starts at conception, right?

    Although it was a fail on her part… no-one has suggested that either sperm on their own or eggs on their own be defined as human life worth protecting.

    • Well yes. A pro-choicer wanting snapping one off made illegal?

      But I’m glad you seem to notice I’m laughing at her, not with her. She fails to come off as clever. She just comes off as an idiot.

    • Good enough save?

    • J.M. Heinrichs
    • February 13th, 2012

    Then this makes two brilliant wit escalades by the Dems this month.


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