An important announcement
I have offended my wife, possibly even insulted her. She told me that I have hurt her pride.
A little while back, I made claims – untrue claims – about her and posted them publicly on the internet.
This has caused her great distress, and has arguably harmed our relationship.
I was wrong to make such a damning statement against my beloved wife.
For this I am deeply sorry, and offer this unreserved public apology.
The untrue claim I made was that lady bingbing wanted a Gucci bag.
In truth, lady bingbing is a Prada and Chanel woman. She wants either a Prada or Chanel bag… or preferably both… with a dash of Michael Kors thrown in (because he’s actually “affordable” – eek! – at the moment).
One can only hope this meek apology suffices, and that more kittens need not needlessly suffer at the wrath of the indomitable lady bingbing.