The Prime Ineptocrat


No, the rest of world actually doesn’t give two bollocks about internal Australian politics, but that doesn’t mean us Aussies shouldn’t.

THE Coalition says Australia is the “laughing stock of the world” on the back of the Craig Thomson and Peter Slipper parliamentary scandals.

Speaking on Sky News’s Australian Agenda program, Senator Eric Abetz continued Coalition calls for Mr Slipper to resign as Speaker of the House of Representatives, amid allegations of sexual harassment.

He said Australians deserved more from their parliament and chided Labor for being “propped up” by Mr Thomson and Mr Slipper.

Abetz is wrong and right. No one gives a crap about Australia. We have kangaroos and koalas. Kids love it. We have insane welfare. Refugees love it. We have ridiculous taxes. And not a single fuck was given by anyone not Australian (except maybe other governments who are dreaming up new ways to impose back door taxes).

That said, Abetz is right insofar as the current government, led by a woman, is being propped up by a man who allegedly has a penchant for the ladies of the evening so long it isn’t on his own coin, and sexual harassment claims aside, a man who is pretty much single-handedly propping up the taxi industry.

And don’t get me started on Bob Brown, or that idiot Oakeshott, or that snake Windsor.

Oh for the company this government keeps. Yeah, OK. Let’s scrap the coal industry, Bob, and cede sovereignty to a world government.

How’s that federal pension going, Rob?

And Tony Windsor; looks all Aussie. Talks all Aussie. Kind of like Tim Flannery in that sense. But what a snake. Bitching about global warming but selling the farm to a coal company again this week?

Oh, Julia. I’ll even forgive the disturbing connotations when we have an unmarried atheist “concerned” about kids’ education.

I’ll even forgive the fact you have a goose running the economy. Oh crap, I just farted out another two billion of debt.

No, your biggest failure is that – as Carpe coined – you are an ineptocrat.

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