Archive for the ‘ funny ’ Category

Obamacare explained… in a sentence


Brilliant!

That lady is Dr. Barbara Bellar, candidate for Illinois State Senate, District 18.

Tough call; she’s up against Chicago politics.

Meanwhile, Romney and Obama, who’ve both taken a day off from politicking today for obvious reasons, are pretty much even stevens.

This is disturbing


What the hell is the matter with some people out there?

Behind the scenes on this blog, I can see various stats such as the number of hits, most popular posts, who linked, and… the top searches.

(I’ve blown this up from the original size so it’s a bit easier on the eyes. Possibly NSFW so I’ve also decided to put it under the fold…)

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Kim Jong-un and the Eternal Struggle… for cake


The fat-ass really, really loves his cake.

Six more where that came from…

Colonel Sanders lives!


Do the math…

Ripped from facebook.

LOL. Isn’t it crazy Republicans who you’d think would do something like this?


An Oklahoma senator wants an ammendment to a state abortion bill that would make masturbation illegal.

“However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”

And just how would one enforce that law?

Too funny.

The senator, Constance Johnson, is to this blogger’s surprise, a Democrat.

UPDATE

To be clear, Johnson is pro-choice.

Rather than being funny, her snarky ammendment makes her look like a time-wasting oxygen thief. I am laughing at her, not with her.

The spam bin


Usually it’s porno links or crap printed in Russian (or both) or marketing stuff.

However this one caught my eye.

Hello to everybody,
Global atomic war will come in 29 dec 2011. See you in another life

So there you go.

I wonder how iPhone 4S sales will do in Asia


You know, with Siri and all…

H/T Engrish Funny

Via doghousediaries

Monckton gives Turnbull a serve


Found this over at Andrew Bolt’s but it is soooo worthy of repeating.

Hilarious!

Challenge to an absolute banker

The Viscount Monckton of Brenchley, following what the great Alan Jones has described as his “6-0, 6-0, 6-0 victory” over the director of the Australia Institute in a debate about the climate at the National Press Club in Canberra early this week, has today issued the following challenge to Malcolm Turnbull, the former leader of the Liberal/National Coalition, whom his party recycled last year for his naïve belief that “global warming” is some sort of “global crisis” –

Whereas one Malcolm Turnbull, Member of Parliament for Goldman Sachs, self-appointed leader of the Absolute Bankers’ Get-Rich-Quick, Gimme-the-Money, Subsidy-Junkies’, Profiteers’-of-Doom and Rent-Seekers’ Vested-Interest Coalition Against Hard-Working Taxpayers, has this day demonstrated wilful but indubitably profitable ignorance of elementary science by declaring that since all relevant matters of climatology are settled no one should pay any heed to a mere Peer of the Realm who dares to question the imagined (and imaginary) scientific “consensus” to the effect that unless the economies of the West are laid waste and destroyed we are all doomed;

And forasmuch as it is easy to identify the said Turnbull’s aircraft when it arrives at Canberra Airport because when the engines are turned off the whining carries on;

Now therefore I, The Right Honourable Christopher Walter, by the Grace of God and Letters Patent under the Hand and Seal of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second (whom God preserve) Third Viscount Monckton of Brenchley, do by these presents challenge the said Absolute Banker to a Debate on live television, during which each party shall have the opportunity to state his case and to examine the other’s case, with a view to informing Hard-Working Taxpayers and allowing them to decide for themselves whether the truth is being told by me or by the said Member for Goldman Sachs, upon whom I call to take up this challenge, if he dares.

Given under my sign manual this twenty-second day of July in the Year of our Lord Two Thousand and Eleven,

VISCOUNT MONCKTON OF BRENCHLEY

Fat chance Lord Monckton will get that debate, but still…

:lol:

As a fellow teacher, one is more than amused


Facebook burn!

More good stuff at List Of The Day.

I am Amethyst Thunder. Hear me roar!


So I was aimlessly wandering around the Intertubes this arvo when I stumbled upon wisefaq.com – a good little site of various musings maintained by Dale, an IT professional down in Melbourne (and which also has a lot of handy IT tips for computer dumbasses like me).

That is not the point of this post, however.

So anyway, his small blogroll led me to Andrea Harris’ Spleenville. I hadn’t checked it out for a while, so I thought why not.

Again, that’s not the point of this post, either.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past few days – or perhaps are a regular person as opposed to a blogger – you’ve no doubt heard about the drunk-at-the-time middle-aged men who created a far-Left lesbian hoax site* that reined many a progressive in hook, line and sinker (they seem to like that).

So yes, Tim Blair invited readers today to come up with their lesbian names. And thanks to Andrea because she linked to…

The Lesbian Identity Finder

So go ahead dear readers. Find your Inner Lesbian and share her with us in comments below.

Regards,

Amethyst Thunder xox

UPDATE

*or something like that

Um, then it’s not really secret is it?


By definition… er, you get it.

President Lee Myung-bak has met with a key U.S. intelligence official at Cheong Wa Dae to discuss the situation in North Korea and bilateral issues between Seoul and Washington, sources said Monday.

The secret visit by Director of National Intelligence James Clapper appears to be aimed at addressing changing security conditions in Northeast Asia following North Korean leader Kim Jong-il’s recent visit to China.

The world is still here


And poor Harold Camping and his followers are a bit confused.

Harold Camping resurfaced at his home and said the weekend was “tough” after his prediction of global rapture failed to materialize on Saturday.

“It has been a really tough weekend,” Camping, 89, said in front of his Alameda, Calif., home to The San Francisco Chronicle Sunday afternoon.

“I’m looking for answers,” he said, admitting that he was “flabbergasted.”

And whilst the rest of us would have been flabbergasted if it did happen, to no surprise most of his followers don’t want to talk.

I profiled several believers before May 21. The day after, most didn’t answer the phone. Those who did wouldn’t talk on the record. But one man, his voice quavering, said he was still holding out hope that they were one day off. Another believer asserted that their prayers worked: God delayed judgment so that more people could be saved, but the end is “imminent.”

Go the William Miller angle guys. He predicted much the same – three times. It didn’t happen – three times – but he manged to convince his followers it was because of them, and now we have the Seventh Day Adventist Church and Weetbix.

Meanwhile, also spare a thought for poor Mandy.

This latest Harold Camping doomsday/apocalypse prediction was really stressful on me. I’m 27 weeks pregnant with my first child, and my husband and I live eight hours away from our family. I have always been a worrier have always found “end times” ideas scary, actually very upsetting. This was no different, and it really hit me hard. I found out about it last Sunday, which happened to be the day of my baby shower, and tried to ignore it but couldn’t help but looking into it. I’m not scared to die, not really, as I am a believer and a Christian. But it really bothered me because my husband was not raised with any kind of faith by his parents, and through me he is slowly coming to know the Lord but is still somewhat skeptical. I just dreaded the idea of me being taken to Heaven and him being left behind. When he left for work today, I was crying and clinging to him (however pathetic that sounds) and it was really hard to let him go…

I know, I know. It’s cruel to mock. But seriously, if you’re going to preach and/or believe in Christianity, it doesn’t mean you have to throw your God-given brain to the dogs.

Transcript leaked


The Donald was right!

H/T

Snoop Dogg roasts the room


If you’re easily offended or at work without headphones then don’t, just don’t, play this video. And don’t think of an elephant, either.

The thing is, apparently it was meant to be a roast of possible US Republican presidential contender, Donald Trump, but Trump barely received a mention.

Hmm.

Isn’t one enough?


This is funny.

Two wives of a Pakistani man have beaten the crap out of him over his plans for wife number five.

“All the women got together and beat him with shoes. They slapped him and swore at him. It was madness,” said a guest.

The man insisted he only has three.

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